Category: Let's talk
Hello people! Fortunately, Friday was a night that I didn't totally trash my computer. I will explain in a wee second. I broadcasted with Bad Bob from San Diego and his friend Glenn on the hard stuff radio network. In this broadcast, I elected to drink pepperment schnaps, which I knew would black me out eventually. Why the hell did I do this, you say? Well, because I knew it would make for some great entertainment, and it did! I kept vocalizing my need to take a drink of messenger or take a drink of skype. Also, I'm half German and half Mexican, and I called myself a Mexigerm. I remember absolutely none of this. I also had a problem vocalizing the word, 'keyboard." Keyboard became kerboid. To my devastation and sorrow, the program was not archived, so I don't have any auditory record of what took place. I would have loved to laugh at myself and all the silliness that went on that night. If anyone who listened to the show has more gems that I failed to mention, please inform me of them so I can derive entertainment out of Friday night's fun.
Eddie
That's nothing. You arn't a true hard core drinker until you down 4 glasses of home made wine in a half hour, go to a huge frat party, get tired of wating for beer, walk off with some new friends you just made, and climb through the window of an apartment where you know no one but since there having a party you continue to drink beer since it's free.
And wake up knowing that the night before was the same boring dreamed up shite. However,I've been pissed and stoned on acid 3 times.
Out of my sharp astute Irish mind and not knowing what planet, universe, or time I was in or on.
Sure when your having mad conversations with talking purple chickens, crawling out the walls,I tell you man no alcohol can beat that.
Stevie
I guess you guys have me beat! Cudoes to you. But I have been assured that it wsa funny in its own right.
I know a lad who was doing 90 on a trike when the acid trip came on
Fieckin hell!
Stevie.
I've only been so trashed that I didn't remember anything the next day twice in my life. One of those times I puked all over some very nice people. I'm glad I don't remember that particular humiliation.
Eddie, I wish I had heard the show. I bet it was hillarious.
It was absolutely funny. When I reconstructed the events with the evening's participants, I laughed as if I had heard it back myself.
Okay people, I am the Bad bob to which Eddie is referring. Eddie was absolutely hilarious that night. I think at one point he called me a son of a rat frog, whatever the flying fuck that is. Since we're talking about stupid shit that we did while drunk, try this one on for size...My first year of college, I got so drunk that I ended up in bed, naked, with a chick at a college 20 miles away. I still don't know how I got to that college, and I don't know what happened to my clothes either. I had to have a friend of mine drive 20 miles to pick me up, and bring me a full change of clothes because I had nothing. so, as best as I can figure, I was either naked before I got to her room, or somebody swiped my clothes from her room after I was naked. the world may never know what happen because I sure as hell don't.